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Flash Fiction Weird Christmas

The snow increased as they drove north.  Sid groaned and opened his eyes.

“We’re almost to Gramma’s!” Jack said.

“Are you sure she won’t mind me coming? I mean, we just met,and we aren’t even bringing anything.” Sid said.

“Gramma always has a place at the table, and besides, we’retoo hung-over to shop ha!” Jack pulled a flask out of his jacket pocket andhanded it to Sid after taking a swig. The alcohol began to cut through the hazeleft from the night before. He stopped the truck in front of a path into thewoods and the darkness. “We’ll have to walk from here.”

They walked to the cabin in snow mid-shin deep. The hunting cabin had a log exterior and two feet of snow on the roof. The front window lights glowed a soft light onto the covered front porch. Jack threw the door open and they stepped in. A fire burned on the hearth and in the kitchen area, Gramma was just finishing setting the table for two places.

“Gramma!”

“Jack!” She barked. ”Christ it’s cold!” She quickly movedacross the room and gave him a hug. “Who’s this?” she asked.

“A new friend I met last night, Sidor. He tells me he’s astudent at the university.”

Gramma rummaged in her cupboards and came out with anotherplace setting. She piled the plate, silverware and cup on the table. She brushedback her long grey hair back with her fingers. “No family for you this season,Sidor?”

“All back home. I am kind of cut off from them. You can callme Sid.”

“Merry Christmas, Sid! We’re glad to have you!” She movedtoward the kitchen. “You boys make yourselves at home. It will be awhile. beforeyour meat is ready…” She poured them each a glass of punch. They settled intothe old couch in front of the fire. Sid sleepily looked over and watched Grammaput the third place setting back in the cupboard.

The snow fell quietly outside.

 Now the table was setfor two…

Pig-tail macaques eat rats (Found Poetry)

This unexpected act occurred

Munching on a headless rat

Peel open the bark

Expose rats hiding within

Presented the results

The macaques ate

But nobody had reported them

Agents of rat control

 

 

With Yao-Hua Law

Malaysia’s pig-tail macaques eat rats, head first

Science News

https://www.sciencenews.org/article/malaysia-pig-tail-macaques-eat-rats-head-first

July15th 2018

Trump’s walk with the Queen (Found Poetry)

Walking in front of Queen
An awkward sidestep
Raised eyebrows
As…wandering up and down a golf course

The impression of dis-coordination
Queen Elizabeth pointed to the ground
Appeared to inspect her watch
Protests continue against his tour

from Sheena McKenzie
Trump’s walk with the Queen: Like ‘wandering up and down a golf course’
https://cnn.it/2mh6hc3
CNN
July 14th 2018

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“I’m done with it…”

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My youngest daughter was in graduate school working on her Masters of Social Work degree about five years ago.  She called me up and asked for help with an assignment.

“I have to interview someone about grieving.”

“Ok.”

“What do you grieve about?”

“Gosh, I don’t know, no one close has died in years…”

“Come on, Dad, you must grieve about something.”

“Well, I guess the thing I grieve for the most, sounds kind of dumb, is I grieve for the time you kids were little and we were all together as a family.”

“That works, so what do you do to cope with it?”

“I remember one time when you were little, not much over two.  You had a dry washcloth from the laundry and I was sitting on the floor after dinner. You ran over to me waving the wash cloth and you said ‘I’m going to make you clean!’ and started wiping my face.

“I laughed and thought, ‘I have to remember this, this is pretty special.’  After that I tried to focus things I knew I would look back on as special later in my life. I guess they call it being in the moment…”

The next morning I got a call from my wife. My daughter had been in an accident. While waiting in her car behind a school bus, she was hit by a drunken driver who came over a hill at 50 miles an hour. He never hit his brakes. His Chevy Tahoe ended up under the back of the school bus. It was 8:00 am, his blood alcohol percentage was .21, and he didn’t remember later that he had hit a car. Six students, the bus driver and the driver of the Tahoe were injured.  My daughter ended up with only a totaled car and a few bruises.  She had missed being killed by a tenth of a second by flooring her car to the left into the oncoming lane, which was empty.  If she had gone right she would have hit several children and their grandparents waiting for the bus.

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I drove the 40 miles to where my daughter lived. I picked her up and we drove around looking for her car, as we weren’t clear on where it had been towed.  When we found it, I realized how close I had come to losing her; the entire car behind the front seat was crushed.

I looked at my daughter. “So, it looks like you came pretty close…how did you get out of the way?”

“Well, I was sitting behind the bus and I started to look in the visor mirror to check my make up and I thought ‘No, I’m going to focus and be in the moment today.’ So I looked around me instead.  I looked to the right and saw some grandparents ready to put their grandkids on the bus.  I looked left into the oncoming lane and I didn’t see anything. Of course, I realized, it was because the bus had it’s stop lights on.  And I looked in my rearview mirror and saw a truck coming about 100 miles per hour, so I turned left and stepped on the gas…”

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The driver was a former high school, college Big Ten, and Canadian Football League player.  Alcohol had cost him his job, his home and marriage. When I went to the yard to get my daughter’s belongings out of her car, I looked in his totaled Tahoe.  It looked like he had been living in it.  The judge ruled he had to spend three weekends in jail, attend three 12-step meetings per week, and pay about $4,000 in restitution.  My daughter seemed begrudgingly accepting of the verdict.

“Maybe he’ll get some help now.”

My older daughter was not happy. “He came this close to killing her!”

A couple of weeks ago my daughter was cleaning out the trunk of her car. She had bought it with the insurance money from her totaled car five years earlier.  In the back was a newspaper from five years before with an article about the crash and sentencing.  She looked it over.  Her husband walked up.

“Here,” She said, “read this if you want. But then I’m throwing it away. I’m not going to think about this again. I’m done with it.”

The driver had quite a few mishaps the last five years.  With a blood alcohol percentage of .36 he assaulted a man and called him a racial slur. The man, who was three-quarters his size, but twenty years younger, beat him almost to death.  He was in jail frequently for not paying child support.  The day my daughter found the newspaper in her trunk, he got drunk in a bar in Ohio and left at noon without paying his bill. The staff called the police, who put him in jail for disorderly conduct, petty theft and obstructing official business.

At 11:00 pm that night it was found he had died in his cell.

This is My Church Because…

I was asked to give this presentation on our church’s 150th anniversary.

I have to tell you that, as a sometime moderator, every supply pastor who I have worked with over the last years has told me what a special, Christ-like place this church is. They all want to come back here.

This is my church because my first memory of a church, any church is these church windows.
When I was a little boy sometimes when my parents were busy with the farm or just plain tired of an inquisitive little boy after having two perfect daughters, I got to stay overnight with my Grandmother (if you are old enough to remember her, think chocolate brownies and roses).
I think her name is on a quilt downstairs.
She was a retired teacher and so she always had paper for me to write and draw on as the service went on. I remember the light from those windows streamed down in various colors as the sun moved across the sky.
On a sunny day you can hold your arms and hands up a watch them change from green to red to…
And to this day usually when I say to my wife, “Honey, I’m going down to the church for a minute,” my mental image isn’t of a building.
It’s an image of the light through those windows and an image of one of the first people I loved here, my grandmother.
Back then I only knew that I loved a lot of people here and a lot of people loved me.

This is my church because when I was in my formative years, as they say, we had a bunch of boys here, many of whom were named Bowen (their father was the minister).
At around age 10 or 11 we were allowed to sit together in a group instead with our families.
And we still didn’t get in all that much trouble.
But I remember we had an older woman in the church who sang very loudly, very joyfully, and about ¼ to ½ note off-key.
One of these boys decided we should sit behind her and he sang just as loud on-key (we might have helped him a little bit.)
But it was to no avail.
We could never bring her back on-key.
And they threatened to reign us back into the family pews if we didn’t stop.
But I think we all knew that we loved a lot of people here and a lot of people, because they truly followed the teachings of Jesus, loved us.
Even if they couldn’t always appreciate a good joke.

This is my church because when we were a young family there were many other families here with young children.
All those memories.
It seemed like Sunday morning was the only time we weren’t working, a special time.
But what a stressful time too, getting chores done and getting three little blond kids ready and out the door to service.
I remember one of these little blonds at around 3 years old got loose during the Children’s Message, and wandered up to the front of the church.
Several in the congregation chuckled.
The child realized there was an audience
The child’s mother tensed beside me; she didn’t think it was very funny.
The child ended up under the alter, on her back smiling smugly.
One leg crossed over the other kicking the wall loudly, thumb in mouth, arms behind her head, and of course her blankie held to her ear.
I now know that we loved a lot of people here and a lot of people, because they truly followed the teachings of Jesus, loved us, and they weren’t nearly as mortified as we were at the situation.

Those are three stories of hundreds that made this my church for the first part of my life.
There are hundreds more about why it’s been my church for the second part.
But I won’t tell you anymore stories today.

Instead I’ll turn it around.

Today, because this is my church, we show the love of Jesus to every child that comes through the door.
And for every Tom giving them a hard time, which is a rite of passage to God’s love around here, we have a Mary, Claudia, and other teachers and care givers.
They all make sure the children know that they are loved because we follow the example of Jesus.

Today, because this is my church, when children wander around during service, I celebrate another generation here who, I hope, know that we love them.
What a great experience to grow up in a place where you can sometimes wander and still know that you are loved and encouraged.

Today, because this is my church, in a few minutes I will again sing loudly and joyfully.
And, I might be off-key again.
But I will never know, because in this church there are so many unique voices blending and interpreting our shared calling from Christ, I will probably fit right in.
So I don’t care anyway if I am a little off key, and neither should you, because today, this is our church.